Pancake Tuesday : Memo to self…   February 28th, 2006

Egg subsitute and rice milk when combined in the standard proportions for pancake mix make a substance that is probably patentable as a new glue. Non-stick pans don’t stand a chance….

Once the pancake is removed from the pan (throw that pan out by the way, no dishwasher is up to the task, and life’s too short to scrub that hard) put straight in the bin.

Under no circumstances try to ingest aforementioned substance.

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Quick guide on how to do screen captures (full, partial, active window et.c) on the PC and Mac.

This additional document covers the gaps in capturing just the active window on the Mac.

On the latest versions of OSX you can use grab to do all the leg work.

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Clearing Landmines   February 28th, 2006

Landmine clearance is an idea I’ve given some thought to, but I can’t execute on it right now. So I thought I’d park it here and update it as I find out more about the problem space. As far as my limited knowledge goes the problem is defined by the following parameters,

  • The one common ingredient in all landmines is explosive
  • One landmine costs about $3 dollars to lay and between $300 and $1000 to defuse
  • Landmines (particularily anti-personnel mines) are often scattered indiscriminately over a wide area (often by air)
  • There are over 110 million landmines extant today (mostly in the third world)
  • Clearing landmines is an extremely dangerous occupation

Any solution to the problem must have the following characteristics (to my mind):

  • Be of the same order of magnitude in cost as the cost of laying (lets say $5)
  • Not involve any human interaction
  • Detect all kinds of explosive devices (purpose built landmines and home made devices)

Ergo, build a self-contained, self-sustaining, insect-like robot. The robot will have,

  • A chemical sniffer for detecting explosives
  • Solar power so it can operate without recharging
  • A wireless network capability so it can communicate with its peers
  • GPS so it can pinpoint the location of landmines to its peers (and a master)
  • A simple search algorithm so it can operate in isolation
  • A more complicated search algorithm so it can collaborate with its peers if they are detected
  • A non-lethal tamperproof mechanism to discourage theft, tampering

A network of these could be scattered by helicopter over affected areas and scour the area searching for mines. Once detected the mines need to be disarmed (I don’t know how we might do this at the moment, but detection is a great start). The GPS would allow each robot to indicate its search route and the master could be used to collect and upload search data to a central location. This map could be overlaid over a standard topo map to indicate danger areas, unscanned areas or areas left to be cleared. Each robot would attempt to link to all the others to form a mesh network. This network could then be used by the group to establish new areas to check or to scan existing areas twice etc.

The hard problem is not the individual components, its fitting them all into a resilient, cheap, easy to manufacture package that can be deployed with a minimum of expertise and used directly by locals with a minimum of training.

Potential Problems:

  • Still don’t have a good plan for disabling them
  • Getting everything into a small enough package is a challenge
  • How do we prevent theft damage of the devices before they do their job
  • What if you were to attach a mine to these devices and use them as the weapons they were intended to protect against
  • Can a chemical sniffer be made that can detect all the most common kinds of explosives
  • Is GPS accurate enough to allow safe detection (the mesh network may be able to triangulate itself, though)

My robotics links are on delicious.

Test Post 3   February 27th, 2006

More junk. But we’e getting there. This post on the wordpress support forums seems to be relevant. I use “%postname%” as my permalink and that may be messing things up. Here goes nothing…

Ok, went back to the default permalink structure and that fixed it. Ok, move along, nothing to see here, move along….

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Test Post   February 26th, 2006

Apologies for the noise.

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Test Post   February 26th, 2006

Looks like bloglines isn’t updating my feed for some reason. I’m trying to sort it out so this is one of a number of test posts. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

 Update:

The wp-rss2.php is not delivering any news since this post on JotFrom.

The feed feed seems to be working. 

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Blogbeat – Blog Stats package   February 25th, 2006

I’ve been playing about with BlogBeat a blog statistics and reporting package that TechCrunch reviewed in the last few days. Its an ideal package for joedrumgoole.com which currently just hosting my blog. My hosting provider provides Webalizer but the level of detail is a bit impenetrable.

On the other hand BlogBeat provides a very clean interface, simple installation and offers its reports in very digestible form with graphs of referrers, visitors and pages visited. I’ll post another report after I’ve collected a few weeks data. FWIW the interface is very flickrish.

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Here are three books I always recommend to people who ask for advice on how to do software project managment,

  • The Mythical Man Month, Fred Brooks: Fred literally wrote the book on project management and while you might not recognise the hardware referred to in the book, everything else he wrote is a relevant today as it was 40 years ago.
  • Rapid Development, Steve McConnell: Steve actually presages much of the Extreme Programming community in this seminal work on modern software project management. He taught me that convergence to a date was more important that hitting a date.
  • Extreme Programming Explained : Embrace Change, Kent Beck: XP is probably one of the most important programming developments of the past ten years. Putting the customer at the centre of development is probably the most important precept.

Docklands Innovation Awards 2006   February 24th, 2006

I watched Ripple Software win the €10,000 prize at the Dockland Innovation Awards last night.

Ripple provide a market analysis and strategy selling engine for the top 100 Ebay sellers (interesting fact: 40% of sales on Ebay are generated by the top 1% of sellers). There USP was the ability to analyse trades on Ebay using multi-lingual analysis of the trades on all the localised Ebay sites around Europe.

They beat off strong competition from Paydaq (low cost western union style money transfer targetting Eastern Europe) and Webtalk (VOIP for businesses).

There were also some “commended” awards and I was particularily taken by DataKraft who have a Rapid Application Development Environment for .NET that takes up where Access leaves off.

Infoworld reports briefly on the ObjectWeb EasyBeans project,

The ObjectWeb open-source consortium announced Wednesday the creation of the EasyBeans project. EasyBeans aims to offer a pluggable, easy-to-use, open-source container based on the EJB 3 (Enterprise Java Beans) spec.

Ho, Ho dream on, you lost me at the EJB part. Once I’ve mastered this “easy to use” EJB container can you sign me up for the Easybrain(tm) one week brain surgery course.

I’m sure the ObjectWeb guys are sincere and their software is going to be easier to use than most EJB container bogosity, but as my friend Tom says, you can’t polish a turd!

EJB – Just say no!

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