Archive for May 16th, 2008

Half of Ireland "Computer illiterates"

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Silicon Republic announces today “Half of Ireland ‘computer illiterates’.

If this means half of Ireland is computer literate I’d call that success.

What Medical Professionals say…

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Before the procedure…

They Say… They Mean…
This won’t hurt at all This will probably hurt a little
You may feel some pressure This will probably hurt you
You might feel a slight prick This is definitely going to hurt you
There might been some stinging You will have to muffle a cry of pain
This may hurt a little You will need restraints, I’m watching for a violent response
This will hurt You may prefer death, in fact people have died from the pain alone during this procedure