We are slowly moving PutPlace to a more a rigorous footing as a real company. One of the issues in this process is my prodigous propensity to swear the house down (and yes, I use all seven).
So effective immediately, practically everything perjorative thing and person in my life is a Custard.
I leave it as an exercise to the reader to work out what custard is a contraction of.
Copacetic 