Before the procedure…
| They Say… | They Mean… |
| This won’t hurt at all | This will probably hurt a little |
| You may feel some pressure | This will probably hurt you |
| You might feel a slight prick | This is definitely going to hurt you |
| There might been some stinging | You will have to muffle a cry of pain |
| This may hurt a little | You will need restraints, I’m watching for a violent response |
| This will hurt | You may prefer death, in fact people have died from the pain alone during this procedure |
Copacetic 