If you know any thing about Bruce Schneier or have ever had to struggle through “Applied Cryptography” then The Bruce Schneier Facts site should crack you up. A small taster,
- Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis
- Bruce Schneier reads RFID cards with the knuckles of his clenched fist
- Alice and Bob got Eve pregnant together; the result was Bruce Schneier
- When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn’t suck
You need to vist the site and see the pictures to get the full value…
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My favourite…
“Quantum cryptography exchanged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle for the Schneier Dead Moral Certainty Principle when Bruce Schneier came to town.”
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Ahh…. its been a year or two but I like it. All that Alice and Bob stuff…..!
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If you like those, there’s more bruce facts here-
http://www.fact-hunter.com/bruceschneier/
Might as well view, rate, and post your own 😉
“Bruce Schneier uses a 512 bit number for his atm pin”
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